Funny Birthday Sayings Quotes

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Birthdays are like busses Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want. Grab This Quote

it is fatal to live too long Often it is fatal to live too long. ~ Racine Grab This Quote

80th birthday died Then there's the story of the man who avoided reality for 70 years with drugs, sex, alcohol, fantasy, TV, movies, records, a hobby, lots of sleep... And on his 80th birthday died without ever having faced any of his real problems.

The man's younger brother, who had been facing reality and all his problems for 50 years with psychiatrists, nervous breakdowns, tics, tension, headaches, worry, anxiety and ulcers, was so angry at his brother for having gotten away scott free that he had a paralyzing stroke.

The moral to this story is that there ain't no justice that we can stand to live with.

~ R. Geis
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always pick the one I never tried before Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West Grab This Quote

the cycle will repeat After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself. ~ Farnsdick's corollary Grab This Quote
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