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My life has a superb cast My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant Grab This Quote

BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS Idealism: Happy Birthday. Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound? Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age. Grab This Quote

sissies Old age is no place for sissies. ~ Bette Davis Grab This Quote

elderly birthday Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Ted, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Ted says, "I feel like a newborn baby."

"Really? Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
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birthday - growing old Growing old is like being increasingly penalised for a crime you haven't committed. ~ Anthony Powell Grab This Quote
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