Funny Birthday Sayings Quotes

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If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. ~ George Burns

A diplomatic husband said to his wife, How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. ~ Robert Frost

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? ~ Bobby Kelton

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. ~ Voltaire

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