Funny Birthday Quotes

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zipper First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. ~ Leo Rosenberg Grab This Quote

maturity The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright Grab This Quote

old age Old age comes at a bad time. ~ San Banducci Grab This Quote

Some people Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ~ Martin Buxbaum Grab This Quote

feeling old A man is as old as he's feelig,
A woman as old as she looks. ~ Mortimer Collings
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several billion cells Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. ~ Groucho Marx Grab This Quote

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