Funny Birthday Quotes

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Funny Birthday Quotes Iím at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~ Phyllis Diller Grab This Quote

birthday cake Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, [the Titanic] looked like a sagging birthday cake. ~ Walter Lord Grab This Quote

obituary page I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ~ Harry Hershfield Grab This Quote

green bananas A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ''At my age, I don't even buy green bananas. ~ Claude D. Pepper Grab This Quote

happy birthday We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! ~Author Unknown Grab This Quote
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